Timothy McSweeney

I read Do you want to be president? and Short Imagined Monologues. The first one was interesting and has a very complex language. I would have liked it if it were much longer because I didn't really get to a specific topic or idea. This was more of an intro to what this man has to say on today's politics and campaigns.
The Short Imagined Monologues, the one of James Bond was terrible. I thought it was a satire but it was also serious and not once was it funny. It mocked Bond but mocking such a vague and plain character has no merit. I don't think Bond is someone people like or dislike, he is just an action herowe envy because of his women and his cars. That's it. I don't think anybody admires James Bond because he is man who can fight ten others and his 5,000 dollar tuxedo is perfect at the end of the fight. His hair is always comed, and he always gets the best ladies. I envy him but not once has it passed through my mind of turning into him. That would be depressing; becoming an old guy who never smiles, doesn't have a family nor a stable relationship. He doesn't live anywhere and he meddles with disgusting people all day long. His british snobery is annoying and he is just a pawn to British Intelligency who control him so they can get rid of whomever they want to get rid of. This is probably why I disliked this article and didn't find it interesting nor funny, ha ha ha.